anxietyproblem:

anarcho-mom-unist:

catball:

catball:

eating him

the rule of eating him is whenever you see it you have to say eating him

eating him <3

everythingfox:

(via)

everythingfox:

Awwmadillo

(via)

lj-lyall:

lj-lyall:

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

Today he goes “someone threw a candle at me at work >:(” and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!

buddwyer:

secret technique “one hour smoke break” only discussed by the monks in hushed whispers

weirdlookindog:

George Wilson (attributed) - Who’s afraid of the big bad werewolf?

Twilight Zone #75 - Cover Original Art (Gold Key, 1977).

10001gecs:

mas0nalexander:

10001gecs:

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

hotcassavetessummer:

from david scott diffrient’s book about MASH for the TV milestones series

professorllayton:

he’s just